Mario signed a 2 year contract extension for me in my FIFA career.
Mario scored today.
emotionally ignore the balls
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
Can we please just stop saying that everything is important? Harry Styles touching his hair is not important. A cat dressed up for Halloween is not important. Literally nothing on Tumblr is important - that’s why we are here. We don’t want to face actual important things.
Surely I can’t be the only person on this fucking awful website that is slowly becoming sick of the complete overuse of this word?
I really hope this post goes the same way as pretty much all of my other ones and doesn’t get any notes because I know that if it got any attention, some dickhead will reblog it with the tags #important #THIS #this is important
If that does happen, I want that person to look at themselves and realise that the next time they receive some ‘important news’ that it will be either something groundbreaking like Beyonce mouthing the words ‘Thank you’ or something trivial like ‘World Peace achived by Tom from the lifehacks tumblr page.
Your ideas of importance and significance are so horrendous that I can only wish that you get a really awful cough that hurts to swallow for the rest of your shitty unimportant lives.